The Boston Bruins kick off their season tonight in Dallas. After a disappointing end to last season that still makes me want to vomit, I'm ready to get my adorable little heart broken again. People outside the city of Boston may think it's easy rooting for our teams. 12 championships in 20 years is unheard … Continue reading Boston Bruins 2019-2020 Season Preview From Your Local Idiot
A few weeks ago I wrote a fun little blog about how you can hate the St. Louis Blues. Well, we don't need any help anymore. This team is as hateable as they come. I hate being this guy. I hate the guy who pisses and moans about the officiating after every loss. I hate … Continue reading Bruins, Officials, Lose Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Final
What a gut wrenching Easter treat that was. Despite not being ready to go for like the first 7 minutes of the game, the Bruins found a way to get going and bring the series back to Boston. Jake DeBrusk showed up with this beauty https://twitter.com/mkmolnar/status/1120064045892153345 That's the type of stuff I expect every single … Continue reading Found Them! The Boston Bruins and Jake DeBrusk Force Game 7
Holy mother of God that was bad. Bad bad bad. 0-3 on the powerplay. About 7 broken sticks, including one from MoJo on the doorstep. The Bergeron line quiet as a mouse behind enemy lines once again. I'm ready to put an Amber Alert out for Jake DeBrusk. Kid had 3 shots and one hit … Continue reading If Anyone Knows Where Jake DeBrusk and the Bruins Are, Let Me Know
https://twitter.com/NHLPlayerSafety/status/1117914214683873282 https://twitter.com/Prospects_Watch/status/1117254194577252353 What an idiot. What a complete fucking idiot. Nazem Kadri was supposed to be a huge X factor this series. He's such a talented player centering the third line in Toronto because they have two guys named Matthews and Tavares (heard of em?) slated ahead of him. He should have been the guy … Continue reading Nazem Kadri Suspended for the Rest of Round 1
The Bruins talked a lotttttt of shit this year. An unusual amount. For a team lead by Zdeno Chara and Patrice Bergeron, the guys who do far more talking with their responsible and dominating play, we sure had our fair share of tweetable quotes from Boston Bruins. https://twitter.com/LaceEmPodcast/status/1061666318502555648 https://twitter.com/Bmarch63/status/1102942972243570690 (Sure that licking gif was … Continue reading For How Much Shit the Bruins Talked This Year, They Better Bring Their Plunger to Round One
Awful headline, don't yell at me. I'm tired, my blood sugar is a little low, and my dog is looking at me with her snoozy eyes as I flip from the Vegas/Colorado hockey game (manly) to 13 Going on 30 on Freeform (not manly). The Boston Bruins just dismantled the shell of the New York … Continue reading The Bruins Continue to Dominate; What that Means for Kyrie and the Celtics
No, that headline is not an exaggeration. I think the Boston Bruins just ended the Lightning's season. They never really stood a chance anyway considering any team who's name doesn't end in an "s" deserves the worst fate. But the Bruins put an absolute beatdown on the Lightning tonight and there's still 4:03 left in … Continue reading The Boston Bruins Just Canceled the Tampa Bay Lightning
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