So I’m case you’re not a huge fan of the NHL you probably don’t know that Doughty and Tkachuck basically want to rip each other’s spines out. These guys can’t fucking stand each other. You won’t find them on a banana boat this summer You won’t find them playing tummy sticks postgame asking for a … Continue reading Drew Doughty and Matthew Tkatchuk Put On a God Damn Masterpiece Last Night
The Boston Bruins kick off their season tonight in Dallas. After a disappointing end to last season that still makes me want to vomit, I'm ready to get my adorable little heart broken again. People outside the city of Boston may think it's easy rooting for our teams. 12 championships in 20 years is unheard … Continue reading Boston Bruins 2019-2020 Season Preview From Your Local Idiot
Before we get going here I'd like to say shut up. I know this goal happened four days ago. I have a life and work and friends (don't mean to rub that last one in your face but it's true) so I can't just drop everything to make you laugh. But right now I'm sitting … Continue reading If Nathan Gerbe Scores a Highlight Goal But No One Could Hear it, Did He Still Score a Highlight Goal?
We were all glued to our TVs last February for the all important Pro Bowl so I don’t think I have to recap much for you. During the festivities, Mr. Adams decided it would be a great idea to blindside an unsuspecting mascot. Not just any mascot, my mascot. Your mascot. Our very own, Pat … Continue reading I Want Pat Patriot to Fill the Empty Roster Spot Antonio Brown Abandoned so he Can Seek Revenge on Jamal Adams for That Cheap Shot at the Pro Bowl Last Year
https://youtu.be/Kb-iJGcq5Jw This commercial is awesome. I was trudging around work today, ducking through the stick racks and crawling under jersey racks, hoping my fellow associates would help the family of 5 get fitted for hockey gear so I can check twitter in the break room. Then this Gatorade commercial came on and suddenly I had … Continue reading Why is Tyler Austin in a Gatorade Commercial?
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1167770899447238656?s=20 So Lebron filed to trademark Taco Tuesday. A brilliant creation by The King. Tuesday is a pretty bleak day. Fresh off the heels of Monday, you're in the thick of your work week. It's too early in the week to go out and get trashed. What's the best was to spice it up? Tacos … Continue reading Lebron Shouldn’t Stop at Claiming Taco Tuesdays
As an avid Might Ducks fan I've had the pleasure of studying hours of the Disney classic trilogy. So many hours, in fact, that my mother told me when I was 7 (a year in which I'd watch all 3 movies every single day) that I would turn into a duck if I didn't stop … Continue reading Wolf Stansson Pulled All the Right Moves and His Team Let Him Down
We all know the story. USSR ran the hockey world in the late 60s, through the 70s, and that train wasn't slowing down heading into the 80s. Unfortunately for them they ran into the little engine that could. A small country with little prowess in international athletics, the United States of America. The rest, as … Continue reading The Real Antagonist in Miracle: The USSR or Patty Brooks? My Column
https://twitter.com/T_Ry25_/status/1136378377869365249?s=20 Hafsah's tweet here made its way on to my timeline a few weeks ago and it's stuck with me for whatever reason. Maybe it's the fact that I'm dwelling on the Bruins forgetting they have to win game 7 in order to be crowned champions. Maybe it's because my men's league team is getting … Continue reading Should You Date a Hockey Player?
A few weeks ago I wrote a fun little blog about how you can hate the St. Louis Blues. Well, we don't need any help anymore. This team is as hateable as they come. I hate being this guy. I hate the guy who pisses and moans about the officiating after every loss. I hate … Continue reading Bruins, Officials, Lose Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Final
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