We were all glued to our TVs last February for the all important Pro Bowl so I don’t think I have to recap much for you. During the festivities, Mr. Adams decided it would be a great idea to blindside an unsuspecting mascot. Not just any mascot, my mascot. Your mascot. Our very own, Pat Patriot.
As you can see, the guy who gets paid millions to hit men that get paid millions not to get hit, started licking his chops when he saw my man Pat minding his own business.
So, naturally, I want blood. I’m here for Pat Patriot and I think it’s time for #1 to finally have his number in the active roster against the Jets. Ever seen The Longest Yard? That scene when the prisoners just take all sorts of liberties on the guards on the first kickoff? Ya, that’s what I want.
Sure, Roger would probably take all our draft picks and some how own the real estate that is Patriot Place, but no good deed goes unpunished. These preseason regular season matchups tend to get a bit stale for us fans here in New England. Show up, win, listen to Felger and Mazz tell you the sky is falling, repeat. So it would be nice to have a little sum’in sum’in to get the juices flowing.
PS: How much do we think the guy in the mascot costume was making for pro bowl weekend? Like $100 a day? Dudes out there in the blistering Orlando heat stuffed inside a costume like a toddler on the 31st of October and out of nowhere one of the best free safeties in the league drops a hit stick on him. The poor kid ends up in the hospital and I’m sure the NFL didn’t cover any of his bills because they won’t even cover their own players with CTE.
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