Author: tRy

I'm Tim and I made this blog so I can write about stupid things that pop in my head that are too long for a twitter thread. I like sports, specifically the one's played in Boston. Follow me on twitter @T_Ry25_

For How Much Shit the Bruins Talked This Year, They Better Bring Their Plunger to Round One

The Bruins talked a lotttttt of shit this year. An unusual amount. For a team lead by Zdeno Chara and Patrice Bergeron, the guys who do far more talking with their responsible and dominating play, we sure had our fair share of tweetable quotes from Boston Bruins. https://twitter.com/LaceEmPodcast/status/1061666318502555648   https://twitter.com/Bmarch63/status/1102942972243570690 (Sure that licking gif was … Continue reading For How Much Shit the Bruins Talked This Year, They Better Bring Their Plunger to Round One →

The Bruins Continue to Dominate; What that Means for Kyrie and the Celtics

Awful headline, don't yell at me. I'm tired, my blood sugar is a little low, and my dog is looking at me with her snoozy eyes as I flip from the Vegas/Colorado hockey game (manly) to 13 Going on 30 on Freeform (not manly). The Boston Bruins just dismantled the shell of the New York … Continue reading The Bruins Continue to Dominate; What that Means for Kyrie and the Celtics →

Today I Went to A Rock Concert and A Confirmation Broke Out

I went to my cousin's confirmation today and expected a nice, quick ceremony confirming my cousin as a soldier of God. While that did happen, I also was treated to a fun little rock concert courtesy of the church's band. Let me set the table for you. Nice church. One of those churches shaped like … Continue reading Today I Went to A Rock Concert and A Confirmation Broke Out →

The Tampa Bay Lightning Decided to Disrespect the Reigning Stanley Cup Champs This Fine Wednesday Night

It's 1:33 AM and I cant sleep. I likely can't sleep because I have to be up early and my body likes to make me suffer. My sleep pattern has been a joke since 2011 and honestly I'm tired of it (see what I did there? Tired cuz I'm not getting enough sleep. That's joke … Continue reading The Tampa Bay Lightning Decided to Disrespect the Reigning Stanley Cup Champs This Fine Wednesday Night →

They Arrested Aunt Becky and I Won’t Stand for It

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/felicity-huffman-arrested-warrant-issued-for-lori-loughlin-following-college-scam/ar-BBUGMFW?ocid=spartanntp#image=1 I'm livid folks. Livid. They've crossed the line this time and I won't stand for it. You do not arrest Aunt Becky for sending her two daughters to college. Was it the best idea to bribe the school half a million dollars to have her daughters accepted as crew recruits, a sport in which … Continue reading They Arrested Aunt Becky and I Won’t Stand for It →

The Boston Bruins Just Canceled the Tampa Bay Lightning

No, that headline is not an exaggeration. I think the Boston Bruins just ended the Lightning's season. They never really stood a chance anyway considering any team who's name doesn't end in an "s" deserves the worst fate. But the Bruins put an absolute beatdown on the Lightning tonight and there's still 4:03 left in … Continue reading The Boston Bruins Just Canceled the Tampa Bay Lightning →

BREAKING: #BobKraftGotCaughtAtAHappyEndingDaySpaGate

This morning Patriots owner Robert Kraft was charged for soliciting sex at a massage parlor in Jupiter, Florida. Obviously, not a good look for the man that is responsible for the most successful sports franchise the last two decades. Personally, I prefer the 77 year old owner of my favorite sports team to NOT be … Continue reading BREAKING: #BobKraftGotCaughtAtAHappyEndingDaySpaGate →

It’s All the Rage: Rage Yoga is Sweeping the Nation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrXtSw0zrA Okay, rage yoga. Like yoga, but angrier. As a man who has spent 24 years in Massachusetts I feel like I should be able to get behind this idea. I live in a town that's won 12 championships since 2001 and we're still bitching about the Celtics mid season struggles. Just the other night … Continue reading It’s All the Rage: Rage Yoga is Sweeping the Nation →

Cheaper By the Dozen: A Fun Family Classic, or A Horrible Lie?

We all know the story, Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt recreate a 1950's movie with a modern spin. A wholesome family film about a husband and wife, married for 23 years, going through the hilarious struggles a couple endures when they fail to practice safe sex and birth 12 kids. Tom Baker, a loving father … Continue reading Cheaper By the Dozen: A Fun Family Classic, or A Horrible Lie? →