So I’m case you’re not a huge fan of the NHL you probably don’t know that Doughty and Tkachuck basically want to rip each other’s spines out. These guys can’t fucking stand each other. You won’t find them on a banana boat this summer You won’t find them playing tummy sticks postgame asking for a … Continue reading Drew Doughty and Matthew Tkatchuk Put On a God Damn Masterpiece Last Night
The Boston Bruins kick off their season tonight in Dallas. After a disappointing end to last season that still makes me want to vomit, I'm ready to get my adorable little heart broken again. People outside the city of Boston may think it's easy rooting for our teams. 12 championships in 20 years is unheard … Continue reading Boston Bruins 2019-2020 Season Preview From Your Local Idiot
Before we get going here I'd like to say shut up. I know this goal happened four days ago. I have a life and work and friends (don't mean to rub that last one in your face but it's true) so I can't just drop everything to make you laugh. But right now I'm sitting … Continue reading If Nathan Gerbe Scores a Highlight Goal But No One Could Hear it, Did He Still Score a Highlight Goal?
As an avid Might Ducks fan I've had the pleasure of studying hours of the Disney classic trilogy. So many hours, in fact, that my mother told me when I was 7 (a year in which I'd watch all 3 movies every single day) that I would turn into a duck if I didn't stop … Continue reading Wolf Stansson Pulled All the Right Moves and His Team Let Him Down
https://twitter.com/T_Ry25_/status/1136378377869365249?s=20 Hafsah's tweet here made its way on to my timeline a few weeks ago and it's stuck with me for whatever reason. Maybe it's the fact that I'm dwelling on the Bruins forgetting they have to win game 7 in order to be crowned champions. Maybe it's because my men's league team is getting … Continue reading Should You Date a Hockey Player?
The Blues wrapped up the Western Conference Finals last night with a 5-1 ass kicking over the San Jose Sharks. The Boston Bruins will be waiting to host the Blues on Memorial Day at home to open the Stanley Cup Final. Some are calling this a boring matchup because who cares about the Blues. I'll … Continue reading 5 Reasons to Hate the St. Louis Blues
What a gut wrenching Easter treat that was. Despite not being ready to go for like the first 7 minutes of the game, the Bruins found a way to get going and bring the series back to Boston. Jake DeBrusk showed up with this beauty https://twitter.com/mkmolnar/status/1120064045892153345 That's the type of stuff I expect every single … Continue reading Found Them! The Boston Bruins and Jake DeBrusk Force Game 7
Holy mother of God that was bad. Bad bad bad. 0-3 on the powerplay. About 7 broken sticks, including one from MoJo on the doorstep. The Bergeron line quiet as a mouse behind enemy lines once again. I'm ready to put an Amber Alert out for Jake DeBrusk. Kid had 3 shots and one hit … Continue reading If Anyone Knows Where Jake DeBrusk and the Bruins Are, Let Me Know
It's 1:33 AM and I cant sleep. I likely can't sleep because I have to be up early and my body likes to make me suffer. My sleep pattern has been a joke since 2011 and honestly I'm tired of it (see what I did there? Tired cuz I'm not getting enough sleep. That's joke … Continue reading The Tampa Bay Lightning Decided to Disrespect the Reigning Stanley Cup Champs This Fine Wednesday Night
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